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♪ <i>You're green</i>
<i>Not only in the summertime… </i>♪

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The Schwarzenbochs are coming?

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<i>Yes.</i>

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So, what are we going to do?

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<i>Well, I've tracked down Janet,</i>
<i>the housekeeper.</i>

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She's agreed
to take care of the preparations.

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<i>She lives nearby, so she won't be long.</i>

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You are to stay in the apartment
until she arrives,

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at which point
you'll be dismissed and can go home.

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Oh.

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But on full pay.

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Oh!

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Right. I'm sorry.

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I've got to get this.
Uh, the housekeeper will be in contact.

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{\an8}♪ <i>Jingle bells, jingle bells </i>♪

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♪ <i>Jingle all the way </i>♪

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♪ <i>Oh, what fun it is</i>… ♪

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- Hello?
<i>- Hello, dear.</i>

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I'm Janet,

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the Schwarzenbochs' housekeeper.

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<i>-Oh.</i>
-I'm afraid we have got a problem.

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Right. Yes, I heard.
But you're not far away, are you?

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Oh, well, that's the problem.

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I've been a bit of a naughty girl,
you see.

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Petra, she thinks I'm in Chiswick.
I'm actually in Perthshire with my mother.

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You're in Scotland?

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Listen, it'll be no problem at all.

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I'll head to the station shortly,
and I will be with you later on tonight.

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Oh, okay.

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Oh, nothing to worry about.

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I've come up with a plan.

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Now, there's a credit card
in the drawer in the kitchen office.

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If I send a wee list to your printer,
could you make a start on the shopping?

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Gosh. That's quite a list.

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Finally.

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All right, little man.
Let's see if there's any room at the inn.

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Chocolate with figs. Chocolate with figs.

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A-ha!

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Chocolate with figs.

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There we go.

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And…

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And Dom Pérignon Champagne.

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Ah!

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Champagne. Here we are.

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Yes. Dom Pérignon.

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Oof.

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Goodness.

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Ah.

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Huh.

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"Twenty-four"?

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Okay.

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There we go.

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Another one down.

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Mrs. Hakopian?

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<i>I was about to head</i>
<i>for the station,</i>

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<i>but I remembered one other thing.</i>

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Herr and Frau Schwarzenboch

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cannot do
without their <i>Trüffelstreichwurst.</i>

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Their what?

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Spreadable sausage, dear,
with the calf's liver and white truffle.

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Thank you.

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Goodness. Ooh.

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Now, we're going to need another trolley.

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This is a CAT 1 emergency.
Immediate priority.

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We have a missing infant.
Repeat, missing infant.

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<i>All units,</i>
<i>we have a missing baby. Over.</i>

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Ah.

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And the baby was definitely
in the car seat when you left?

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Yes! Yes, I strapped him in myself.

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<i>You've reached Georgia Hakopian.</i>

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<i>Please leave a message after the tone.</i>

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Oh, hello.

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Um…

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I just wanted to apologize again
for the whole mix-up with the baby.

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And, uh…

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{\an8}And to give you these.

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They're really nice, actually.

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It's very kind of you.

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-Okay.
-Thank you, Trevor.

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Yeah.

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Well, I hope you have a good Christmas.

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Yeah. I'll, uh…

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- I'll just slide this.
- Thank you.

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Come on, Archie.

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Hayley!

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Hello, Annabel. Hello, Archie.

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Right.

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Here we go.

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Now, then.

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It is not your shoe, I've told you.

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Give.

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There we go. Thank you.

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No problem.

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You have a lovely-wovely time! Bye! Bye!

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There you are. Here, Archie.

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- Huh.
- Let's go.

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Stay here.

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Archie! Come back!

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No! No! Get off!

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Sorry! I'll bring him straight back down!

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Get off! No!

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Archie, where are you going?

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Right. Come on, let's go.

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Let's go.

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Hello, Annabel?

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Hello!

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Dog lady?

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Oh, no.

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Ah.

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Oh! No. Archie! Archie!

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Give me that shoe!

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Archie!

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No! Not the spreadable sausage!

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Oh!

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Oh…

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Look.

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Look what I've got.

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A shoe.

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A lovely shoe for you.

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Come and get it, Archie.

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Oh!

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No, not the fob!

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Let go. Let go, Archie. Let go. Good dog.

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Let go! Let go.

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Let…

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Oh, no. Oh, no.

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No!

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Not the fob! Not the fob!

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Where is it?

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Oh!

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Phew!

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Mrs. Hakopian?

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Listen, I'm afraid
the weather's atrocious up here,

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and the trains, love,
they're all over the place.

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So, I'll take the overnight sleeper.
Would that be all right?

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Oh.

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Um…

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And if you could make a wee start
on decorating the flat, I'd appreciate it.

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There's decorations
in the storage unit downstairs.

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Okay. Uh…

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-And we're gonna need a Christmas tree.
<i>-Oh!</i>

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Where do you think
I could get one of those?

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Oh, don't worry about that.
I will have Geoff drop one off.

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He does all the flora and fauna
for the penthouse.

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<i>Will you need help setting it up?</i>

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Oh, no, that won't be necessary.

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I've set up
a fair few Christmas trees in my time.

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Of course you have.
I do like you, Trevor.

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You did you get the spreadable sausage?

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Oh.

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Uh…

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Yes.

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-Yes, I did.
-Full marks, dear.

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I knew we were in safe hands with you.

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I'll see you first thing in the morning.

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Okay. Bye.

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Archie!

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No! No, no, no, no, no!

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-Hello?
-This is Annabel from the third floor.

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I got your note and was just wondering
if you could bring my dog downstairs?

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Oh…

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No.

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I'm sorry,

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because…

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I'm out at the moment.

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Well… when will you be back?

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Well, that's a bit difficult to say.

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Two hours?

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Three, maybe?

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Why don't I call you when I get back?

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Ah. Hello, Trevor.

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Lionel, how are you?

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Today's the day, having to move out.

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I can't believe it's actually happening.

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Here we are.

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Goodness.

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What am I even going to put it in?

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Good.

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Now all we need to do is decorate it.

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While someone's having a sleep.

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Come on.

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Sheep.

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Straw.

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Ah.

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Archie, come on.

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All right.

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Ooh…

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Huh.

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Oh!

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Good.

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You need a poo.

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At last, you need a poo!

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Come on, Archie.

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Go on.

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That's right.

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Good boy.

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That's right. Go on. Go on.

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Yes. Well done, Archie.

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Now, then.

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Uh…

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I need a sort of…

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Oh!

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Well, look at that.

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Good.

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Here we go.

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Oof.

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Right.

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Now…

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Ooh!

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Yes! Yes!

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Yes, it's there! Ah!

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Oh!

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Ah! There he is! There's my boy!

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Oh! Did he do his business?

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-Did he?
-He certainly did.

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Oh, what a good boy! There's my good boy!

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Oh, well, thank you for looking after him.

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-That's all right.
-Are you going up?

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Yes. Yes.

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Uh…

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And, uh, you're the,
uh, penthouse, aren't you? Hm.

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Night-night, Baby Jesus.

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- Hello?
<i>- </i><i>They've canceled everything.</i>

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<i>There's no trains running at all.</i>

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-I'm not gonna make it.
-What?

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You'll have to prepare the Christmas feast
for the Schwarzenbochs yourself.

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What do you mean? How many--

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Only 12. Possibly 14.

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<i>Sixteen at the outside.</i>

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Now, the Schwarzenbochs arrive
at five o'clock, so that's your deadline.

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<i>Five o'clock?</i>

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-Oh, there's no need to panic, Trevor.
-Janet, that's…

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Oh, do not worry, hen.

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I was up the entire night at the station,

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and I've written down
step-by-step instructions.

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They should be coming through
to you any minute.

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"Christmas feast."

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Eh…

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Heh.

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Oh.

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Ah.

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Good evening.
If you would like to come through?

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If you would like to come?

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Ah.

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<i>Hello, it's Janet.</i>
<i>Please leave a message after the beep.</i>

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Hm…

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- <i>Hello?</i>
- Oh, hello, Petra. It's me, Trevor.

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Sorry, Trevor who?

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Trevor Bingley.

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<i>From the flat in London.</i>

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I'm still here because Janet,

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who's also here,

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uh, asked me to help out
with a few bits and pieces.

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<i>And she asked me to</i>

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let you know that
the Christmas feast is ready,

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but that there's still no sign
of the Schwarzenbochs.

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<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

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I, um…

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I meant to call her,
but it completely slipped my mind. Um…

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Could you tell her
the Schwarzenbochs aren't coming?

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<i>Uh, they diverted to New York</i>
<i>at the last minute.</i>

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Not coming?

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♪ <i>O Christmas tree </i>♪

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♪ <i>O Christmas tree </i>♪

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♪ <i>How loyal are your branches! </i>♪

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Oh, please tell her how sorry I am.
I hope she didn't go to too much trouble.

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Well…

268
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,240
Uh, she, um…

269
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,880
<i>Now, look, I've got to go.</i>

270
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,000
I've got the New York housekeeper
on the other line.

271
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:30,120
But, um, will you wish Janet
a very merry Christmas from me?

272
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,840
And, um, please say thank you again.
She's been so wonderful.

273
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,280
<i>Happy Holidays.</i>

274
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,240
Hello?

275
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,320
<i>Sorry to bother you, sir.</i>
<i>Metropolitan Police.</i>

276
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,600
<i>Uh, we're making inquiries</i>
<i>about a missing baby</i>

277
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,440
<i>we understand</i>
<i>was previously in your charge.</i>

278
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,200
Oh! Yes! Yes!

279
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,440
Yes, it's right here.

280
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,160
<i>You mean, you've got the baby?</i>

281
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,800
Yes. I'll bring it right down.

282
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,360
Come in.

283
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,040
Come on, baby. Let's go.

284
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,280
-Ah.
-Ah.

285
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,840
Well, well, well.
What do we have here, then?

286
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,120
-Ah.
-Oh!

287
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,640
This is him, is it?

288
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,640
You've been very busy, haven't you?

289
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,360
Led everyone on a right little dance.

290
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,280
Here we go.

291
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,440
Uh…

292
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,040
Doesn't, uh, appear to be
the same baby, sir.

293
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,520
Oh, no, it isn't.

294
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,160
That's the wrong baby.

295
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,800
This is the right baby.

296
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,640
I had the wrong baby
when I gave it to Mrs. Hakopian, you see.

297
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,120
And then while I was going back
to get the right baby,

298
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,160
that was when she drove off.

299
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,080
Ha!

300
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,960
Why not let the caseworker sort this out?
If that's okay with you, sir?

301
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,240
Right. Yes.

302
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:29,800
Uh, control? This is DS-one-nine.
Can you get the FLO on site ASAP?

303
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,080
Ah…

304
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,280
I think I'm going to have to feed him.
Do you want to come upstairs?

305
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,760
I think I probably should, sir, yeah.

306
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,120
Here we are.

307
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,960
Please, come in.

308
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,480
Oh, wow!

309
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,320
You've got yourself
quite a place here, sir.

310
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,800
Oh, no, it isn't mine.
I'm just the house sitter.

311
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,120
Ah.

312
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,400
Can I offer you something to drink
while you're waiting?

313
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,560
Oh, uh…

314
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,960
I'm afraid
we've only got vintage champagne.

315
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,040
Hello, hello, hello.

316
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,720
Oh, bless you.

317
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,600
Oh, hello.

318
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,920
<i>-Hello, Trevor. Do you have a minute?</i>
-Uh, yes. I'll buzz you up.

319
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,640
Sorry to bother you, Trevor.

320
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,720
We just wanted to say
thank you for the presents.

321
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,040
-And to give you this.
-Yeah.

322
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:58,280
-Oh, goodness.
-It's a chewable <i>Peppa Pig </i>set.

323
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,400
River loves them.
We thought your baby would too.

324
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,800
Ah, that's really, really kind. Thank you.

325
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,800
<i>♪ What you are… ♪</i>

326
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,680
Would you like to come in for a mince pie?

327
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,360
Or some stollen cake?

328
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:16,120
<i>♪ Last Christmas I gave you my heart… ♪</i>

329
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:26,920
<i>♪ This year, to save me from tears</i>
<i>I'll give it to someone special… ♪</i>

330
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,560
Hello, Lionel.

331
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,160
<i>Herr Scrooge says I've got</i>
<i>to leave these with you, apparently.</i>

332
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,680
Oh! Archie! Come back!

333
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,240
Sorry, Trevor. We were in the lift
when you buzzed Lionel up.

334
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,200
Archie!

335
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,680
Still can't believe this is really it.

336
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,600
The final goodbye.

337
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:48,920
Oh.

338
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,840
Can I offer you a drink, Lionel?

339
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,320
Oh…

340
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,040
Jess!

341
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,360
How are you?

342
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,160
How's Barbados?

343
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,160
<i>We're not in Barbados, Trevor.</i>

344
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,080
<i>We're in London.</i>

345
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,000
Oh.

346
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,360
We spent two days at Heathrow
waiting for our flight to go,

347
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,400
and then last night at an airport hotel.

348
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,840
And then, after another seven-hour wait,

349
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,560
they canceled the flight.

350
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,160
Jess, I'm so sorry.

351
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,840
<i>So we're in a taxi</i>
<i>on our way back into town.</i>

352
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,000
Is Maddy okay?

353
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,000
<i>Well,</i>

354
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,760
<i>that's why I'm calling.</i>

355
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,520
<i>I realize it might be asking an awful lot,</i>

356
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,320
<i>and I know we've already messed you about</i>
<i>this Christmas, but…</i>

357
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,320
do you think there's any way
we could come to you, after all?

358
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,360
Well, yes, I think there probably is.

359
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,640
<i>-But I'm in a different place.</i>
-What do you mean? Where are you?

360
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,600
Oh!

361
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,360
Jess, I've got to go,
but I'll text you the address.

362
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,920
Georgia, come on up.

363
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,880
♪ <i>Ding-dong, merrily on high </i>♪

364
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,400
♪ <i>In heav'n the bells are ringing </i>♪

365
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,360
♪ <i>Ding-dong, verily the sky </i>♪

366
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,640
♪ <i>Is riv'n with angel singing… </i>♪

367
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,480
Happy Christmas, Archie.

368
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,320
♪ <i>Hosanna in excelsis </i>♪

369
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:17,760
♪ <i>Glo </i>♪

370
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,680
♪ <i>Ria </i>♪

371
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,680
♪ <i>Hosanna in excelsis </i>♪

372
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,360
Are you sure this is the right address?

373
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:44,960
Dad!

374
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,760
Hello, sweet pea.

375
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:49,760
Hello, Jess.

376
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,880
Hello.

377
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,520
Dad, this place is amazing.

378
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,720
What is this?

379
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,520
And who are all these people?

380
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,040
Well, it's a bit of a long story.

381
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,120
Oh!

382
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,960
-Whose baby is this?
-Oh, the baby's mine.

383
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,240
What?

384
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,480
What do you mean, Dad?

385
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,360
Well, not mine-mine.

386
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,200
It's part of the long story.

387
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,200
Well, it's a story
that keeps getting longer, to be honest.

388
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,400
Because despite all our best efforts
at social services,

389
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:26,160
we have absolutely no idea
where this baby has come from.

390
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:35,760
You've got two?!

391
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,240
Mom, can I give you that? I won't eat it.

392
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,040
<i>♪ And it's been so long… ♪</i>

393
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,480
Happy Christmas, Jess.

394
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,680
Cheers!

395
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,760
So how do you know these people?

396
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,240
<i>♪ To pass the time away… ♪</i>

397
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,120
Uh, bread sauce?

398
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,440
Oh, uh, they don't do dairy.

399
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,440
Oh, that must be really hard.

400
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,560
Everyone! Everyone!

401
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,880
I think it's high time
someone proposed a Christmas toast.

402
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,800
- Ah!
- To Trevor.

403
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:14,920
Oh!

404
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,680
To Trevor.

405
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:17,800
To Dad.

406
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,240
Oh, and… and to the baby
that brought us all together.

407
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,640
To the baby!

408
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,080
Uh, where is the baby?

409
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,680
He was just here.

410
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,160
Oh, no.

411
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,360
Under the table?

412
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,640
Can't be far.

413
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,280
- Check the curtains.
- Yes.

414
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,120
Yes, you do that side and I'll…

415
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,560
Jesus?

416
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,240
Baby Jesus?

417
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,200
Where are you?

418
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,080
Baby?

419
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,560
Baby?

420
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,960
He's here!

421
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,480
He's here!

422
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,760
Mm…

423
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,640
Oh.

424
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,800
Hello?

425
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,360
<i>Happy Christmas, Janet.</i>

426
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:16,080
<i>We decided we could not miss</i>
<i>your Christmas feast after all. </i>